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Each of our registered buttholes have gone through certified training programs, specializing in a variety of different practices including barista pain, we provide guidance for all levels of practice so you can decide what feels best for your shit lol.

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Plan your practice

Find a time that fits your schedule

We’ve created three types of membership plans to best align with your individual practice. Whether you’re looking to improve on basic yoga principles, gain unlimited access to a variety of classes, or start a teacher training program—we’ve got a plan that can flex to meet your goals.